I’m curling my hair, in walks my oldest:-

J: Where are you going mommy?

Me: Nowhere, I was just curling my hair

J: Oooooh

Me: Do I have to be going somewhere to curl my hair?

J: Yesssssss

Me: Ignores her

J: What’s this mommy? Is it dirt?

Me: No

J: Is it sand mommy?

Me: No, it’s makeup

J: You put makeup on mommy?

Me: No, I’m not going anywhere

J: Oooooh and walks away to play with the twins

Goofy Morning and Happy Friday to you!